Ramble On: Summer 2026 Edition
Plums. Hours spent agonizing over the promise of just one minute more. Got Titans in my back pocket. Everything in duck fat. Funny thing about noncompliance and not succumbing to facial recognition, finger print, face-everywhere bullshit is that that technology is likely designed to work backwards. Meaning, if you suddenly don’t check some box as fast as it wants you to, you’re probably a bigger red flag than you would have been had you just obeyed to begin with. I don’t have a menu of people to purchase. I barely have enough of an appetite for even just one these days. Oliver Stone. Butterscotch chips in oatmeal = 10/10 Bubble and squeak. Gold paint. Do you want to cry? Yes/No W.E.I.R.D. Science bias. Six more months in solitary. (Insert Bernoulli's Expected Utility) Climbing fences and walls while wearing stilettos. Platinum fortune cookies. Pink frosting. No. No. No....
One often follows the other.
ReplyDeleteHello again, dear.
ReplyDeleteHey, darling.
DeleteI think some of your writing would be at home on a better class of fortune cookie fortunes.
It doesn't pay much but the karmic benefits can't be beat. You in?
I'll handle the popsicle in stick jokes.
Sounds like a plan.
DeleteThough, I do pity whoever has to eat a cardboard-flavored cookie while reading a slip of paper that says something along the lines of "today is a good day for geese" -- or some other nonsense.
I hate to differ with you, but I can't imagine anything that would make eating a cardboard-flavored cookie more worthwhile than the thought that perhaps somehow, somewhere a goose may benefit from it.
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