Ramble On: Autumn 2025 Edition

Playlist Link: Ramble On Autumn 2025 Edition

1. Here we go again. And again. And again. 
2. One of my favorite parts of The Sopranos is how often the men ask women for red peppers. 
3. Mercurial at best. Sadistic at worst. 
4. Teeth baring smiles. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-did-the-smile-become-a-friendly-gesture-in-humans/
5. Dream eater. 
6. For the love of god, please take creamed spinach off of menus.  
7. A trail of baby ducks. 
8. The foot bone's connected to the leg bone. The leg bone's connected to the knee bone. The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone…
9. But you said you would. 
10. Missed connections. 
11. Starbucks should serve hash browns.  
12. Sundays are for 8+ hour conversations with strangers, Mondays are for disappearing into the ether. 
13. Your educational institutions, religious organizations, and/or governments may not hold you to a higher standard, but I sure as fuck will. 
14. Flashbacks are actually the worst thing in existence.
15. Josie and the Pussycats subliminal advertising. 
16. Tired means that you’re doing good work. 
17. It’s simple, if you haven’t read a book since high school, then I have zero desire to talk with you. 
18. Always a pauper, never a papi. 
19. Slide. 
20. Golden retriever men play with anyone. 
21. Crazy how you can just buy a cup of live ladybugs. 
22. All great love stories end in tragedy. 
23. Denim skirts should burn in hell. 
24. If you catch it in the right light, sometimes vapor from electronic cigarettes looks like a ghost-form next to/leaving someone’s body.  
25. Actually sleeping again. I’ve missed this. 
26. But oh, how boring it would have been to have had it all figured out by now. 
27. Hunted. Skittering. Catatonic. Haunted. 
28. “Trendy is one step away from tacky.” - Karl Lagerfeld 
29. It has become clear that someone either needs to open the door for you or finally invite you inside like the vampire you are. 
30. Fun fact: mature red blood cells don’t contain a nucleus (and therefore don’t contain DNA).
31. A 50-pound giant baby penguin named Pesto. 
32. If you try to “subtly measure your girls arms by wrapping your hand around them,” just know that she’s doing the same thing with your dick (and probably laughing to herself after).
33. While it is sad how empty movie theaters are these days, it is also nice to be able to go and occasionally feel like you own 100+ reclining chairs and a 65x30 foot screen for $20. 
34. Sometimes you just need to eat a giant burger and call it a day. 
35. Shoutout to the box of Saltine crackers in Evil Dead II. 
36. Giraffe vertebrae. 
37. “Strong people don’t need strong leaders.” — Ella Baker
38. Please stop including human hands/fingers in photos of food. 
39. Unread messages from another lifetime. 
40. There’s a rat in the rose garden. 
41. Not a fan of being downwind from someone wearing axe body spray. 
42. Show, don’t tell. 
43. November Rain. 
44. Unapologetically asking people to show me the study when they say “studies show” or “research says” or anything along those lines.

Until we meet again, 

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