Ramble On: Winter 2025-2026 Edition

1. We all bleed red. 
2. There is a collection of Mr. Potato Head video games for PCs. 
3. If you only save/bookmark (and never like) content from your feed on Instagram, then you can go into your saves and delete all/some when your algorithm is no longer suiting you. 
4. Call for a bloody good time. 
5. Fading in and out of existence. 
6. Winter sunrise. 
7. Playing Tchaikovsky while in moderate LA traffic makes it seem like all of the cars around you are dancing in a ballet. 
8. Cold moon. 
9. A ridiculous amount of Pokémon knowledge. 
10. Remnants of yesteryear. 
11. “This is what happens to those who leave a life of solitary contemplation and choose to come to dwell in cities among people full of infinite evil.” Excerpt From Leonardo da Vinci, Walter Isaacson 
12. I wonder how much time I waste deleting emails every day. 
13. Top (Secret) Ramen.  
14. Delete. Delete. Delete. 
15. Points for using “besmirched” in daily conversation. 
16. Parmesan cheese has started breeding like rabbits in the deli sections of certain grocery stores. The suburbs have become its natural habitat. 
17. Trout roe on buttered bread. Midnight wishes set aflame. Tangerines. 
18. Bad day? Play music and meow all the lyrics instead of singing. AC/DC, Evanescence, and 80s hair metal in general are good for this. 
19. Eclectic. 
20. A year of sobriety. 
21. New fetish unlocked. 3000xp awarded. 
22. How does Violet Beauregard stick gum behind her ear to save it…and manage to not get it caught in her hair? 
23. It’s raining and I get to wear big fluffy purple things. 10/10. 
24. Send the letters. 
25. Still a strong advocate of putting nutritional information in the produce section of grocery stores. 
26. We can’t even get artificial butter right, but for some reason we think artificial intelligence will go better. Going from “I can’t believe it’s not butter” to “I can’t believe it’s not knowledge” in record time. 
27. Decay without death. 
28. Critical. 
29. To be loved and not trapped. 
30. I go through pens like a mother fucker. 
31. Sunflowers. 
32. Strange how some days everyone tries to get ahold of you at once, and other days it’s total radio silence. 
33. Hot dog on a stick. 
34. It’s just bad writing. 
35. Okay, but are you a private board on her Pinterest yet? 
36. 51. 54. 49. 
37. “Violence isn’t the answer.” No, no, I know — it’s just that I prefer it. 
38. Silver birthday candles and pink pearls. 
39. Ecclesiastes 1:12-18. 
40. Television commercial rotation in L.A. = 1.  Weight Loss Drug/Supplement/Program 2. Fast Food Chain 3. Politically Charged 4. Various Other Medications 5. Law Firm 6. Disneyland 7. Insurance 8. Credit Card. What L.A. should be advertising = 1. Produce Sales at Grocery Stores 2. Farmers Markets and Other Community Events 3. Libraries and Museums 4. Nature Reserves, Trails, and Parks 5. Volunteer Opportunities 6. Local Art Galleries 7. Family-operated Restaurants
41. If I expect something of you, it’s because I believe in you/your abilities. It’s more insulting if I don’t expect anything at all. 
42. Therapists literally profit off of an individual’s pain. It’s hard to believe they truly want people to be healthy. 
43. Disney adults kind of freak me out. 
44. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Bring back public executions for pedophiles. We can even continue the very American tradition of giving people the illusion of choice — they can pick whether we cut off their heads from the neck or the one in their pants, but something is coming off of their bodies. 
45. Pain au chocolat on PCH. 

I don’t doom scroll, I beach stroll. 

Not smooth-brained, just insane. 

Don’t bed rot, go globe trot. 

Fuck AI, I’d rather die. 

-X