Ramble On: Spring 2025 Edition

 To whom it may concern:  Playlist Link: Ramble On Spring 2025 Edition 1. “I told her I swim for an hour every day, so she’ll do it for two.” - Sean Connery as Robert MacDougal, ‘Entrapment’ 2. I’m just getting started. 3. I will be forever laughing at anyone who says that they love the sound of their own voice. #gross 4. 80s movies are my guilty pleasure. 5. Dancing in vineyards, under a full moon, at midnight. 6. If your woman doesn’t own a bone saw, what is she even doing with her life? 7. People tend to look at all the classes, schools, certifications, experiences, jobs and whateverthehellelse I’ve been through and tell me that I “don’t know what I want to do with my life” — and I tell them that they couldn’t be more wrong…I want to do everything with my life. #dontlimitme 8. Fresh chapstick <3 9. When it now takes two people to do my old job… 10. Givers vs. Takers 11. “Everything, Sam Peebles decided later, was the fault of the god damn acrobat...
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Salutations! In view, a humble syntax servant cast surprisingly as both saint and sinner by the spine of Fate.  This superficies, no scant semblance of show, is a symbol of the sanity of man — now spent, suspended. However, this sanguine sojourning of a bygone strife stands spurred, and has sworn to surmount these sanctioned and savage scourges safeguarding suffering and securing the severely sharp and strident snafu of snobbery!  The only sentence is spite; a squabble held as security, not in vain, for the stock and sincerity of such shall one day substantiate the scrupulous and the satisfying. 


Surely, this superfluity of spoofy speech skews most strenuous, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me S.


#vforvendetta #sforsatire 

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  1. ZMarch 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM

    Resisting the urge to memorize this and greet every new person I meet this way...

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