Ramble On: Autumn 2024 Edition

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Ramble On  Autumn 2024 Edition  __________________________________________________________________________________ I’m a mother fucking force of nature, so let’s begin the lightening round that is this post:    Link to full playlist:   Ramble On Autumn 2024 1.  Wag the dog.    2.  Perfection is not always synonymous with flawless.    3.  Demons are comfortable with everything.    4.  “Talk to me like I’m not listening...”   5.  Thigh kisses > forehead kisses    6.  “Eldorado”  Gaily bedight,    A gallant knight, In sunshine and in shadow,       Had journeyed long,       Singing a song, In search of Eldorado.    But he grew old—    This knight so bold—    And o’er his heart a shadow—       Fell...
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8.21.24

 I’ve learned, taught, forgot, started and quit, won and lost, hated and loved.

 

I mind my p’s and q’s, even though the ladies’ room doesn’t ever seem to mind me nearly peeing its queue….

 

Snapchat. SnapBack. Aflac. Big Mac.

Track your package with OnTrac.

TicTac. Snack pack. Cyberattack.

Don’t forget to take your stimpak.

 

My government officials have wishlists that Veruca Salt herself couldn’t rival.

It’s no wonder everyone’s fighting for basic survival.

 

And I remember when those around me wanted to give me peace of mind, instead of giving me a piece of their mind…

 

Chris Pratt. Doormat. Non-fat. Whiplash.

Call the number on your screen now for free cash.

Grab ass. Kit-Kat. Lab rat. Smokestack.

There are some things we’ll never be able to get back.

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  1. ZAugust 22, 2024 at 11:57 AM

    In my experience, almost any time someone has tried to give me peace of mind, they knowingly withheld information from me that they believed would disturb whatever peace they were trying to impart.

    It may have been with the best of intentions, but peace of mind only comes with the full awareness (acceptance?) of things that threaten that satisfaction.

    I *almost* always would have benefitted more from a candid conversation. Warts and all.

    In other news, Veruca Salt most definitely grew up to become a politician.

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    1. AnonymousAugust 22, 2024 at 2:22 PM

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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    2. ZAugust 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM

      As well as, potentially, a Chris Pratt Doormat, right at the front gate.

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    3. AnonymousAugust 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM

      Haha one can only hope -- I'll let you know for sure once I get there.

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    4. ZAugust 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM

      Please do. "Inquiring minds," and all that sort of thing.

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