Ramble On: Autumn 2024 Edition

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Ramble On  Autumn 2024 Edition  __________________________________________________________________________________ I’m a mother fucking force of nature, so let’s begin the lightening round that is this post:    Link to full playlist:   Ramble On Autumn 2024 1.  Wag the dog.    2.  Perfection is not always synonymous with flawless.    3.  Demons are comfortable with everything.    4.  “Talk to me like I’m not listening...”   5.  Thigh kisses > forehead kisses    6.  “Eldorado”  Gaily bedight,    A gallant knight, In sunshine and in shadow,       Had journeyed long,       Singing a song, In search of Eldorado.    But he grew old—    This knight so bold—    And o’er his heart a shadow—       Fell...
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4.19.24

 Can't even change his own oil. 

Trust me, there's enough turmoil

to make your skin boil.


Bubble, bubble, and toil. 

Watch out, here comes my recoil.

Because you were nothing but disloyal.


So now I'm free to take my crown back, just like a mother fucking royal.

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