Ramble On: Spring 2025 Edition

 To whom it may concern:  Playlist Link: Ramble On Spring 2025 Edition 1. “I told her I swim for an hour every day, so she’ll do it for two.” - Sean Connery as Robert MacDougal, ‘Entrapment’ 2. I’m just getting started. 3. I will be forever laughing at anyone who says that they love the sound of their own voice. #gross 4. 80s movies are my guilty pleasure. 5. Dancing in vineyards, under a full moon, at midnight. 6. If your woman doesn’t own a bone saw, what is she even doing with her life? 7. People tend to look at all the classes, schools, certifications, experiences, jobs and whateverthehellelse I’ve been through and tell me that I “don’t know what I want to do with my life” — and I tell them that they couldn’t be more wrong…I want to do everything with my life. #dontlimitme 8. Fresh chapstick <3 9. When it now takes two people to do my old job… 10. Givers vs. Takers 11. “Everything, Sam Peebles decided later, was the fault of the god damn acrobat...
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Beige is Boring Acrostic (Archive)

Beige is boring, bland, and barren,

Evoking comfort for those who won't be darin'.

It's found all over, in presets and filters,

Garnered by those who can't take pictures.

Everyone knows it's where life goes to die --

 

Is it really that wrong to want a little color to hit my eye?

So take care to remember what next I say,

 

Beige is lackluster, dated, and cliche.

Originality has fled with your nude monochromatic,

Releasing instead emotions quite problematic.

I ask you again, what's so amiss with one being vivid?

No sense in neglecting the colors we've been gifted,

Glowing bright pallets are much less restrictive.

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